I remember searching the Little Rock public library unsuccessfully for such recordings 20 years ago. The internet makes everything too easy, but anyway:
Kale? I like Kale. It has a frilly edge, but it's hardly frivolous. It balances beauty, against sheer endurance, maintaining equilibrium at all times. It tastes good, and is rich in everything wholesome. I love it, and so do fifty percent of my children. I'm Kale; this blog records my slow growth through changing seasons.